Live Stoner Chat Live Stoner Chat - Jul-Sep '23

[Cerebral Goo]

I always used to say to hubby...if he was unfaithful to me......I'd super glue his dick to his belly........... ...get into ER an Explain That one.....

Ha!!!
My wife told me if I ever cheated on her, she would would make the John Wayne Bobbit look like a kindergarten story!

 

[Mara Cachafa]

Or walkin into the ER with my pecker stuck in my hand

My gf was an intern in the ER when a guy came in with superglue down his pants. They had to cut to get things un-stuck. Apparently his gf was really pissed about his unfaithfulness.

 

[Hotfire]

Hell yeah taking this to the head,
Hispanic families see you high and feed you cause they think you are sick or something I love it.

 

[Mara Cachafa]

I spilled on my hackzall too n it won't turn on

I cut a galvanized drain pipe with my Milwaukee sawzall. The owner neglected to tell me he had poured a gallon of drain-o down the drain before he called me. Killed a great saw.

 

[N/A-Greengo]

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Ha!!!
My wife told me if I ever cheated on her, she would would make the John Wayne Bobbit look like a kindergarten story!

Did you know they got back together?

 

[PinkyNotTheBrain]

I cut a galvanized drain pipe with my Milwaukee sawzall. The owner neglected to tell me he had poured a gallon of drain-o down the drain before he called me. Killed a great saw.

Glad u were good, Ive gotten chemical burn from that, not draino but that stuff in the bag. NOT COOL! Be honest with your plumber!

 

[Drownomatic]

So, draino is mostly sodium hydroxide, lye. Sizzle, the stuff in the gallon bottle sealed in a bag is high molar sulfuric acid.

I had a friend who did stoppages. The lady puts draino down the drain, it does nothing, standing water.

She calls the super, says nothing about the draino. He pours Sizzle down the drain, nothing happens.

For some reason they stayed seperate, maybe weight?

Anyways, they call a plumber, and tell him none of this.

He puts his snake in there and stirs it up.

The reaction generates steam, and it all erupts in his face.

1st and second degree burns, all his hair came off in a glob. Somehow his eyes were okay.

About 4 months later his hair and eyebrows grew back.

 

[Mrs.InkAddict]

Well I have the special butter slow cooking right now I can’t wait to make treats with it . I hope @InkAddict$ enjoys them if not than he still has his other flowers to smoke

 

[PinkyNotTheBrain]

 

[Drownomatic]

Well I have the special butter slow cooking right now I can’t wait to make treats with it . I hope @InkAddict$ enjoys them if not than he still has his other flowers to smoke

Add a little lecithin if you make cookies, it blends in better