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[epenguin]

I am saying nothing at all. Yes, I am bursting at the seams to engage in this debauched conversation. But I know I would regret it. Way too much info. I will go back to watching the darts. And saving my dignity. But you carry on........eP.

And Hi everyone, good to be here.

 

[sniper]

I got another dudes in skinny jeans I just want to punch them in the face

 

[Johney]

OMG I havent laughed so hard in a while!

Your mangina repulses me

you phuq's are as twisted as me.

Thank you!

 

[Johney]

My wife and I were watching "the first 48"
and I told her we should move to Detroit or Chicago and open up an air brush t-shirt shop that specializes in RIP and memorial t-shirts.


We'd make a killing

 

[pop22]

cassette tapes???? DUDE yer Old..............ohh wait....I resemble that...

I have fond memories of being 17 and installing an 8-track player and a pair of Pioneer 6x9 Triaxials in my first car. I started out with 3 tapes (ZZ Top Tres Hombres and a 2 tape set called Superstars of the 70's) http://www.discogs.com/Various-Superstars-Of-The-70s/release/2403892[/QUOTE]

Had pretty much the same setup in my 1962 Impala convertible. First 8 track tape was: "Ten Years After A Space In Time"

 

[briman]

I have fond memories of being 17 and installing an 8-track player and a pair of Pioneer 6x9 Triaxials in my first car. I started out with 3 tapes (ZZ Top Tres Hombres and a 2 tape set called Superstars of the 70's) http://www.discogs.com/Various-Superstars-Of-The-70s/release/2403892[/QUOTE

Had pretty much the same setup in my 1962 Impala convertible. First 8 track tape was: "Ten Years After A Space In Time"

Damn pop, you just took me back!!! Had a 64 cutlass with the same sound gear that I installed!!!

 

[Dark Matter]

Hello,

i be smoking and drinking patron...

 

[Rebel]

Twat seems to be a popular euphemism across the pond....

Ive always preferred the word burk it's not quite as brash.

When I lived in the US I had people cracking up if I swore, I don't think many had heard such phrases, they always found "wanker" hilarious.

I've always found that my Irish cousins preferred c*nt... but pronounced "Kooont" that always got me. Some of the stuff you all say just makes me piss myself. Growing up in NY not only do I have a crazy accent of my own (gone away since leaving 11 yrs ago) however I have heard em all and I must say English/Irish/Scottish (should I just have said UK?) and Australian are my absolute favorites! LOL

Muggles!

That's a new one... For me... What's that mean?

People who play Ping Pong on the bloody beach...PING............BLOODY...PONG............................PING........BLOODY PONG...............PING.......BLOODY PONG......!!!!!!!!!!!! I Hate Ping-Pongers...with a Vengance.....

OMG Angie... that is TOO FUNNY!!

My cat giving me the sad eyes anytime I am eating something even when it's something she won't eat

Dude! No shit! Mossy-Cat will sing (he sounds like Janis Joplin...) and whine and paw at you just to turn his nose up and continue BEGGING for something he won't eat! Sometimes I think they have a 3 second memory...

It really bothers me when people bring their dogs to my house. If I wanted a dog at my house I would own one.

My Step Father can concur I'm sure... True Story... few months ago my Step Sister went for a visit over their house and brought their two ankle biters... as soon as she put them down one ran right up to my Step Father and lifted his leg and pissed on him. That dog is f*cking smart... I'da done the same shit... But, needless to say, the dogs aren't welcome back again...

They just show up with dogs. Nobody ever asks. I like dogs but my cats dont and I love my cats. They shouldnt have to hide in their own house.

When my old neighbor used to let his pit mix loose to terrorize the neighborhood and he'd come up here after our cats... I found a Daisy Red Ryder BB Gun and a can of mace for the up close encounters worked like a charm... maybe that's why he moved out.

I got another dudes in skinny jeans I just want to punch them in the face

That just always looks so painful... Makes me think of Drag Queens who tuck... YUCK LMAO

My wife and I were watching "the first 48"
and I told her we should move to Detroit or Chicago and open up an air brush t-shirt shop that specializes in RIP and memorial t-shirts.
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We'd make a killing

Right now my pet peeve is the MAIL or POST as you all say across the pond... My drunken old road whore of a mail lady (who finally retired) only to be replace by a dip shit brainless can't read English but delivers the damn mail yahoo. I'm thinking of putting a Black Mamba in the box... Maybe the next one will work out... 3rd times a charm!

:Sharing One:

 

[Dark Matter]

Well that was one hell of a reply, and I'll be a monkies uncle ... Some day. Shiiiiiiting!

 

[Rebel]

Well I had to catch up... Lol