Seed Stockers Seedstockers Grower of the Year 2019

[Pro-T]

Dont forget aberdonians and the islanders, fuck knows what they cunts are saying

You can smell people’s grows on Shetland, every bugger seems to own a poly tunnel! No wonder you ain’t gotta clue fet they talkin’ aboot........

 

[Bailey]

@EvilScotsman
@BWM
@Bailey
@woody
@Boradan

Dont know if yous have seen this before, guys a local comedian! Actually smart as fuck and just taking the piss, he does rap battles that are hilarious!!

Here you that will be right lol yeah heard it years ago was on everyone's phone back in the day . ure spot on he done it for his uni exam

 

[Bailey]

Alreeet weeee man, yup, I’m deffo Scottish.

 

[Bailey]

Only busts i ever see/ hear about are commercial grows or dealers with a few kilos. They're not chasing small home growers.

But if someone grassed ya up they would happily kick the door in. Slap on the wrist in court

Same here gotta always remember loss lips sink ships or in our case grows . I don't even tell my m8s when they say mmm this is nice can you get me some I say yeah I'll ask the boy lol

 

[Bailey]

You can smell people’s grows on Shetland, every bugger seems to own a poly tunnel! No wonder you ain’t gotta clue fet they talkin’ aboot........

One police to the whole island lol

 

[Mikis]

Same here gotta always remember loss lips sink ships or in our case grows . I don't even tell my m8s when they say mmm this is nice can you get me some I say yeah I'll ask the boy lol

 

[Bailey]

This is one of the reasons I love AFN I can talk and showcase my grows without fear

 

[Mikis]

Here you that will be right lol yeah heard it years ago was on everyone's phone back in the day . ure spot on he done it for his uni exam

He is spot on also, thats exactly how aw the wee fannys down here were talking at the time!
Nowadays a dont know hot to describe the way they aw sound!
Its hawf that, hawf westend toff cunt patter lol!

 

[Medimadness]

Haha a hink we should dae the thread whar we aw write in oor local brogues. We’d aw unnerston eachaor bit the yanks prolly wouldnae hae hawf a scoob.
I actually sound so common it’s unreal like. Didn’t realise how much of an accent I had till I moved to the city and no bugger could understand me. People don’t realise us and the Irish do infact have our own language. I’d argue we have at least 4 in Scotland. Glaswegian, Fifer, Doric, gailac, probably a couple more too. Definitely seperate languages like, we can barely understand each other lol

Trust me mate i’m from the west country and we have the same problem except for us it’s worse coz we use the same words as the rest of england but no bugger seems to understand us when we say them unless we’re putting on our best midlands impression.

Some people down in cornwall who speak the cornish/ english dialect round there can only be understood by people from round there, or celtic language people seem to understand like the islanders and some parts of scotland and ireland

I guess most people think that because we’re in a little Union invaded by Rome that we all speak the same but what most don’t realise was they could only get so far in the back country before the celtic hordes would descend chaos haha

Tbf i have lived in a lot of places and speak a couple languages but i’ve been to few places where he dialects change so much across villages as ireland, scotland or the west country

 

[Pro-T]

One police to the whole island lol

Pretty much, still, better safe than sorry. I always use a safe addy then collect or have it sent on.......
I don’t think they care too much as long as you ain’t dealing or taking the pi**, they’ve got bigger things to worry about than a sick guy growing a few plants to ease his pain.