Live Stoner Chat Live Stoner Chat - Jan-Mar '24

[Hotfire]

 

[BCBudlady]

Ummm those things already happened organically…. I got stoned on dabs and canna coffee and went shopping for the garden with Dude in the Jeep…. He met her first and introduced us

Perfect!!! New homeowner, blank canvas yard-wise and truly need her help with landscape design, and plant selection. Sounds like Dude has good taste.

 

[Mike20132]

Feeling like this pilot all day today...

I sense a massive dose of Tincture in my future.

 

[WildBill]

@Fermented_Fruitz
"You better be watching yo P's and Q's! Ya hear, boy?"

 

[Frankthetank]

Perfect!!! New homeowner, blank canvas yard-wise and truly need her help with landscape design, and plant selection. Sounds like Dude has good taste.

I was almost hooked until she asked me what 15 x 3 was while ringing me up A beautiful idiot is still an idiot oh well, gotta good deal on some roses and shit

 

[Mike20132]

Today's geography lesson:

 

[WildBill]

Oh no!
There’s a hot hippie chick that works at the plant nursery down the road

You too huh?

Down in Tyler there was a late 30 something ........................ With those damn emerald green eyes.
<--------SUCKER for damn emerald green eyes.

At least I was able to form fairly intelligent sentences while speaking to her. I was trying to see if they might have some local source Earth worm castings. I told her what I wanted and she told me they didn't have any. she asked me what I was using them for, so I told her exactly what for and how. I kind of geeked out a little bit on how I went into setting up an Earthbox. She did seem pretty interested........ In what I was doing, not me!So I come out and ask her if she partakes of the cannabis and she quite assured me that she did!
They may not see your radiusI had just loaded up the Swordfish with some beautiful golden golden goodness,so I asked her if she would like to have a tiny sample. Man, those green eyes sure sparkled! So we just went back to the back corner of the greenhouse and that little thing hit that swordfish like a professional!

Well, she definitely liked what she tasted! I told her next time I come by I try to bring her a little sumtim' sumtin'. Well, I went back about a month later and I guess that little butterfly had fluttered off somewhere else!
That girl was dangerous!

I just know that little butterfly would have been trouble!

 

[Mike20132]

Mary's Igloo sounds like the title to an Arlo Guthrie song.

 

[WildBill]

I didn't take you for an Alexa owner..

Well FUCK! I don't know how to take that one!

I think I originally got that for music and listening to the radio. The ancient baby boom box I had could really only get AM worth a damn and that was kind of piss poor. I have the bigger one so the music is actually pretty decent from it. I take it into the Grow when I'm working the girls!

Do you think I'm not that tech savvy or do you think I'm paranoid about the government listening in on my conversations?

 

[JP1]

I was almost hooked until she asked me what 15 x 3 was while ringing me up A beautiful idiot is still an idiot oh well, gotta good deal on some roses and shit

But did she know how many oz in a lb and grams in an oz? My wife can't do math in her head for shit, but I'm pretty much an idiot and can do all kinds of math in my head